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Today Sofia and Sasha headed off to Tescos for some Christmas shopping Thai style. Sabastian and I went out to meet Stefan who was doing the last day of his Dive Master course today. He turned up at Mermaids bar eventually and I gave him his watch back and also his passport and ticket to the Philippines. He has to re-sit a couple of exams before his course is complete but he seems confident h

Ivan, Jennifer and I woke up around 9 am on December 9, 2008.  Breakfast was eaten and then we walked to Serendip.  We were going on a Booze Cruise.  The boat was supposed to leave at 10 am but didn’t end up leaving until 10:20 am.  If you haven’t figured it out, the point of [...]

Having spent the last five nights 'entertaining friends', I'm now in the unenviable position of starting the week feeling exhausted. Beer, wine, tapas, dim sum and a surprising diversion to the middle-class realm of Pimms and lemonade are to blame for my malaise, and spending last night compering a Burlesque show just about finished me off, in a blizzard of nipple tassels and discarded stockings.

Alarming numbers of young people are now being treated in hospital for alcohol-related problems. Cherrill Hicks looks at the long-term implications

In yet another bid to prevent the great British public from getting royally rat-arsed and – horror of horrors – maybe actually enjoying themselves in this grim, grey wasteland they’ve so generously created for us, the right honourable members of Parliament (members, indeed) are calling for an outright ban on what was once the finest [...]

One of our good friends has a younger brother that is up for the high school football player of the week. He’s currently winning by 3 votes so hit the link below and cast your vote for Trevor Kelly so that he can take home the title. The poll is about a third of the [...]

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I saw in the paper, "Cops have smashed an illegal vodka pipeline flowing from Russia into the European Union."I hope not literally, or there'd be a lot of drunken earth worms.But if any animal can survive being half-cut...(Oh, come on. That's a good one. It's a worm-based joke.)Eleven suspects have been charged over the ’Vodka Galore’ one mile underwater pipe which pumped the alcohol across

Another day and another bank I’ve never heard of collapses. More chinless wonders face up to the fact that it’s not just the working classes who can lose their livelihoods. I’m expecting this to have a knock-on effect which will ultimately see me out of pocket, and leaves me wondering how all these high-paid merchant bankers [...]

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The results of a new survey across more than 3,000 parents have shown that some videogames are seen as more of a concern than pornography or alcohol when it comes to children.What They Play, which described itself as the parents' guide to videogames, ran two surveys. The first asked parents what they found the most offensive and found that 37 percent of the participants were most offended by a man

Red Bull. It's the drink that 'gives you wings.' And something else, if you're not too careful.The latest buzz on the high energy drink that has achieved cult status around the world:Red Bull + Booze = Stroke.A recent Australian study found that just one can of sugar-free Red Bull alone, can cause the blood to become sticky -- an indicator of cardiovascular problems such as stroke. And when you

Noruega | 2008 | Hard RockÉste es el segundo disco de los noruegos, editado el 18 de Julio de 2008 a través del sello Nuclear blast.Está en 2 partes.Tracklist: 1. "The Second Coming" – 1:00 2. "Booze, Broads and Beelzebub" – 4:21 3. "Wine of Sin" – 4:09 4. "Raven Black Cadillac" – 4:22 5. "Life of a Fighter" – 4:16 6. "The Devil Walks Proud" – 3:51 7. "Hate This Town" – 3:55 8.

These days the song “Main talli ho gayi” from the film ‘Ugly aur Pagli’ is gaining a lot of popularity. And it makes me wonder why alcohol (or the so-called “Drinks”) intake has become the coolest and the most “In” thing today? Why boozing has become the so-called ‘social norm'? Since childhood I have felt very strongly about drinking. Blame it on my conservative upbringing or my

This gecko's after margarita residue, no way we're letting him help himself.

We've all seen Duff Man and become instantly jealous of his beer belt. Some of us have even had the privilege of wearing a beer belt for awhile (thank you to the guys in Beta at UofM, that belt gave me some of my finest blackouts). Now it's been taken to the next level; you can be a mobile bartender. While I personally like to pull tequila and Southern Comfort straight out of the bottle, you c

Padre’s Modern Mexican restaurant in Phoenix has an unusual house special, any free drink on the menu at the bar when you present your foreclosure notice. And thinking about tight money and going out, there are deals out there to be had. For example: My local Mexican restaurant offers $3.99 lunch special. it changes every day but [...]

Noruega | 2007 | Hard RockEsta es la canción promocional del nuevo álbum de Chrome Division, que saldrá a la venta el 18 de Julio de 2008.Line Up:Shagrath - GuitarraBjörn Luna - BajoEddie Guz - VozRicky Black - GuitarraTony White (Tony Kirkemo) - BateríaTracklist:01. Booze, Broads and Beelzebub (promo)

[Norway]Album: Booze, Broads & BeelzebubGenre: Heavy Metal/Rock'n'RollYear: 2008Tracklist: 01. The Second Coming02. Booze, Broads and Beelzebub03. Wine Of Sin04. Raven Black Cadillac05. Life Of A Fighter06. The Devil Walks Proud07. Hate This Town08. The Boys From The East09. Doomsday Riders10. Lets Hear It11. Sharp Dressed Man12. Bad Broad (Good Girl Gone Bad)13. Raise Your FlagLenght: 50:05 Min.F

It’s been 212 short years since a bunch of guys with big brass balls told the King of England to fuck off and founded America. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty [...]

Fortune Brands, Inc. (NYSE: FO) has come clean with a lowered earnings guidance for the current quarter and full year of 2008. The company noted that a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

You’re a drinker with places to go. You need to bring a lot of beer to the next tailgate but transporting 160 cans takes up too much room in your car. What if there was a fully self-contained kegerator with a sound system that rides outside your vehicle? That assuredly will make you the biggest [...]

You are a piss drunk twenty-something on an international flight and the stewardess just cut you off the free booze train. Do you: A) Take it like a man and pass out for the rest of the flight B) Slap her C) Convince the guy in front of you to start getting your drinks D) Try to set the [...]

This sign is probably a Dad’s dream on Father’s Day. Mother’s Day is all about gifts, love and flowers while Dad’s are usually lucky to just get a pat on the back and an “Atta, boy”. My coworker’s description of his Father’s day summed it up pretty well. He said that his family told him [...]

Paris Hilton has seemingly put to bed the pregnancy rumours swirling the internet gossip sites.The party girl was drinking and dancing with contestants on the new Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which she’s filming for MTV.Rumours had surfaced that the millionaire heiress was expecting he

WASHINGTON (Reuters Life!) - Fewer U.S. high school students are having sex or using drugs and alcohol compared to the 1990s, but Latinos are not sharing in many areas of progress, health officials said on Wednesday. Tech Tags: children's newswatch children's news kids news children kids youth

Back in their day Boyzone were one of the most popular bands of their time, and six No.1 hits as well as 11 million record sales prove it. But eight years ago the band decided to call it a day, there were many rumours as to where it all went wrong, but now the Irish [...]

When it comes to purchasing alcoholic bevvies in our home province, there is only one game in town and that is the retail equivalent of Dodge Ball, the Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO). When Ontarians speak of going to "The Beer Store", or "The Liquor Store" it is not due to some inherent Canadian fondness for speaking in generalities, but an actual trademark reflecting the incredible height

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i wash my face with cleanser. then 2 cotton balls and a few swabbings of witch hazel and the evidence of the day is clear. contacts out, and i am as the gods commanded, back to basic and without demands.adrian talks to his mother on the phone, a task i personally put off for my own family as long as possible. i cannot differentiate btwn duty and pleasure. and love and duty blurred the line long be

Prohibition tendencies are not a uniquely American phenomenon. Three cases in point:London Mayor Boris Johnson has decided to issue last call for riders of the Underground. Starting June 1, open containers are banned on the tube in the United Kingdom capital. While having a drink on the subway may not sound all that appealing, some London residents plan to mark the passing of the right by holding

Kane County is further tightening DUI enforcement while its largest city may lighten up on marijuana charges.

Kane County is further tightening DUI enforcement while its largest city may lighten up on marijuana charges.

These ads for Cabana Cachaçam decided to skip over the usual tag line of "the national spirit of Brazil" in favor of a more prominent type of "line". Speaking of the one-piece-bikini tan lines of course, the series seems to be a better promotion of waxing your privates than having some hooch.

All About Beer Magazine published a list of 125 Places to Have a Beer Before You Die. The list seems to be pretty thorough, although the top is heavily populate with Euro trash European establishments, the good ol’ U.S. of A. represents at the No. 1 spot with the Great American Beer Festival in Denver, [...]

Saying that Amy Winehouse fell off the wagon would be a gross understatement. She basically turned into the Incredible Drinking Hulk, smashed the wagon to pieces then downed a water silo filled with Jack Daniels. And, judging by her activities last night, that's probably the most accurate metaphor to ever be written since the invention of words. The Sun reports: Onlookers told how the

Saying that Amy Winehouse fell off the wagon would be a gross understatement. She basically turned into the Incredible Drinking Hulk, smashed the wagon to pieces then downed a water silo filled with Jack Daniels. And, judging by her activities last night, that's probably the most accurate metaphor to ever be written since the invention of words. The Sun reports: Onlookers told how the married

Saying that Amy Winehouse fell off the wagon would be a gross understatement. She basically turned into the Incredible Drinking Hulk, smashed the wagon to pieces then downed a water silo filled with Jack Daniels. And, judging by her activities last night, that's probably the most accurate metaphor to ever be written since the invention of...

Lake Geneva, Wis. (ThaLunatic Daily) -- Target Corporation, who seems to have a perpetual public relations problem of some sort- makes news once again by firing a guard who stopped a teen from stealing booze from it's store.A retired police officer - working as a security guard at a Lake Geneva, Wisconsin Target store was fired after he dissuaded a teenager from stealing alcohol.Dean Babcock watched, as a 16 year old girl stole a bottle of Patron tequila on March 7th. After a check of store security cameras, he determined that it was the same girl who had been caught on camera a few days earlier stealing a bottle of Captain Morgan Rum.According to Babcock, there were no designated supervisors at the store who could stop the theft, so he attempted to dissuade the teen from going through

Who out there hasn’t, while gazing upon some luxury item that is beyond one’s means – a bottle of fine perfume perhaps, or a lady-in-a-bikini bottle opener – thought, “Would that it could be mine, but alas, I don’t have the requisite funds. If only I had the guts to steal it.” Barring a stint in our teens during which we may or may not have stolen anything that wasn’t nailed down, however, most of us feel that shoplifting is wrong – even when it’s a big corporation that couldn’t possibly miss one little item – or we just don’t want to be embarrassed by being hauled into some backroom and put under the bright lights for an interrogation by mall cops, so we either go without or go into debt when it comes to the things we want. Call it nature, nurture, or Florid

Looking cowgirl casual in a plaid shirt, boots, jeans and aviator Ray Bans, Ellen Pompeo stopped in at her local Starbucks for a morning java over the weekend. And while the Grey’s Anatomy actress is now living comfortably off of her big TV paycheck, at one time, she had her hands in illegal activity at Fenway Park to earn a...

No this is not an April Fools joke. Grab a couple of your girls or guys and head on over to Bistro Lepic in Georgetown for their weekly Tuesday wine tasting from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Learn about French wine through a guided sipping session with a sommelier ( a person who is trained and knowledgeable wine). Oh and sommelier is pronounced suh-mal- yAy. Class it up a bit so that you can impress your date or your friends the next time you order wine at dinner. C'est bon! Oh yea don't be a cheap ass and skip out after the tasting. Grab a glass or two and mingle. Who knows, you might meet Mr. Right or Right Now. wink! wink!Don't forget to dress to impress. A simple black dress and a vibrant colored pump or black slacks and a jeweled tone blouse will do the trick.

The Carrie Underwood concert was awesome! Michelle and I had a blast along with two of her other friends that met us there. Michelle's FIL got us tickets that gave us access to the full bar. Hell ya!! We took full advantage of that;) Some of us more than others! Right Kristy?!? Josh Turner opened up for her. He is HOT and that voice...YUMMY!!! After the concert we went to a local bar to enjoy

If Darwin were alive today, he’d be 200 years old and fielding questions about how he cheated death, perhaps on the daytime talk circuit. He would've also born witness to the 'my great aunt was Irish and now I'm going to sport a fatuous plastic hat that I can later vomit into' that passes for St Patrick's Day on these shores.Observing such debauchery would leave little doubt in anyone's mind (unless you’re Mike Huckabee) that humans are basically just like other animals. One of us actually witnessed a trail of vomit that spanned the entire length of a subway car, and though we’re not gastroenterologists, judging by the puke’s fluid state, whoever did that should likely see one—or at least supplement their diet with a bit of fiber, perhaps all-bran. By archaeological accounts, hum

The blogosphere is left uninspired by Alistair Darling's first Budget, reports Paul Evans

Posted by ciaran Due to an unavoidable client meeting, I had to miss the first session on the final day of SES London 2008. From speaking to a few people, it sounds like I missed some good ones, so here's hoping the rest of the day keeps up the quality.  Session 2: Dynamic Websites: Beyond the Basics read more

Long before Ratatouille came out and made the thought of rodents in the kitchen anything less than disgusting and a sure sign that the proprietor needs to have the lights dimmed and a board of health sign hung in the window, the rat-themed Chuck E. Cheese was welcoming in children of all ages (though single men over 40 going there would be met with a raised eyebrow) to munch down on unwholesome food and run their parents to the poorhouse requesting quarters to play their endless supply of arcade games.Those of us who grew up on the Canadian side of the Canadian-US border will recall with varying levels of fondness being trundled over to the place on a special occasion -- like the first time a "D" didn't stain a report card -- for meals. Indeed, in the 1980s, after mom and pop Canuck had fi

Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Hann… well, no. Hanukkah is over, but still. I hope you had a good one. See you all on Wednesday.

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Lindsay Lohan, who recently graduated from rehab for alleged alcoholism and drug addiction, was spotted drinking over the Thanksgiving weekend in New York. According to the NY Daily News , a source close to the Lohan says the...

After he cameo on Scrubs recently, Tara Ried is having the piss taken out of her again for having a hobo-like stench. Appearing at the New York Comedy Festival, the show’s creator Bill Lawrence said Reid was his least favorite guest star - ???not because she wasn???t a nice person,??? but because she stank of booze and ciggarettes. I can only giggle at that. Silent Partner DVD American party Incubus DVD Tara Reid

Amy Winehouse has pledged to give up booze. Well not completely just when she is on tour or doing a gig, but it is a start on the right track. A source said: “This tour started pretty much as the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Lily Allen shoved a reggae singer off stage at the Notting Hill Carnival yesterday, so he threw beer over her head. Oh no, she'll be crying on her MySpace over this one. "(Sobs) I ended up smelling of booze. (sniffs) If I wanted to do that I'd be Amy Winehouse." Fans saw Lily, clutching a pint of Guinness, scramble on to the set during Bobby Kray's performance and wrestle him for the mic. She then pushed him off the edge. Starting a fight in London with someone of the surname Kray is always risky, even if he is a reggae singer. An onlooker said: "Lily looked very drunk and was talking in... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit www.newsplus.co.nr for full links, other content, and more! ]]

I have had a lot of people approach me lately and ask me the above question. In the middle of a heated beer pong tournament last night with a healthy buzz going I discussed this issue with J Diggles and we formulated a plan. If you think you have the chops to hack it here on the Booze then send us some material. Send us three to four pieces and if we like them we will post them. If they are solid and they make us laugh we will hook you up with a posting account. You don’t have to post everyday but I would like people who would put up 2 to 3 posts a week. Personally I would really like to have someone dedicated to putting up a few celebrity gossip posts each week. Who doesn’t want to know what Britney and Lindsey are up to? I have shopped the idea around but so far there have been no takers. Maybe you would want to write about sports or write a weekly fantasy sports post. I don’t know, it is up to you. This post sent in my WB about a list of the Top 50 TV shows is a pe

Make for one twisted New York! The reality pseudo-star partied it up at Marquee last night and of course posed for the cameras, now flick, flick. This chick must think she really got it like that...hon I beg to differ!

This is one of those things that I can’t believe I didn’t think of. Everyone has seen those little pouches of PowerBar Gel that marathoners use to get fuel into their body. These guys just took the idea one step further and filled the pouches with booze. They have all favorites like whiskey, rum, tequila and vodka. These things are perfect for sneaking into sporting events. Stuff a few of these in the pockets of your favorite coat nobody patting you down is going to be able to tell they are there. Original Story: WIRED Related PostsWhy doesn’t alcohol freeze?A couple of dudes a few cubes down from me today were discussing putting hard booze in the...What You Know About Math? Couple of white boys with their TI-84 graphing calculator's dropping rhymes like they'...Apologies for the Server MaintanenceI wanted to go ahead apologize to everyone that tried to visit Tasty Booze yesterday. In a...

Hotels and bars on Indonesia’s resort island of Bali have been hit by an alcohol shortage due to an import problem, officials said Monday. More: continued here

… for now it’s just “everyone”. They’re working on the “everywhere”. This is a concept I can really get my thirsty lips around. MyOpenBar.com promises to be “your guide to free booze”. It’s currently only in NYC, LA, San Francisco and Chicago. Patience, patience. The site is rife with listings for new gallery openings, theme parties with free liquor promos, 2-(or 3)-for-1 happy hours, and honest, no-BS reviews of same. From a listing today for NYC’s Sutra: This place gets very young and sweaty past midnight. Clearly, no one here is gainfully employed, the promoter, least of all — he always IMs me to smoke weed at 2pm. Ah, the life… As far as the DJ line-up goes, Dimitry is always very much on his game and gets good talent. Not tonight though — guess who it is? Me. (I suck.) Tell it to me like it is, damn it! Especially when it comes to booze.

What a night! To Remember? I can't say with any degree of certainty! A small, intimate gathering of friends for a BBQ & pre-partying drinks went very well. I cooked & did a damn good job under the influence. Then the 5 of us hit the dance clubs. I was drinking Cruiser Black - Lemon/Lime 7% a/l...& don't they just do the trick, very well. Although I should have stopped about 10pm, I had already had my quota and was feeling less than able & absolutely not 'willing', which in turn meant I was in no state to get down & dirty had there been that opportunity in the first place. I was so drunk, by midnight I got myself into a cab and went home. From there I managed 4 visits to the porcelain throne where I deposited very colourful portions. Let me tell you I have not been sick from alcohol for a long time, not like that. I felt like I was on my last legs. I woke up about 9am this morning, feeling no better than I had when I got home, thus I spent a further 7 hours curled up in bed,

What a night! To Remember? I can't say with any degree of certainty! A small, intimate gathering of friends for a BBQ & pre-partying drinks went very well. I cooked & did a damn good job under the influence. Then the 5 of us hit the dance clubs. I was drinking Cruiser Black - Lemon/Lime 7% a/l...& don't they just do the trick, very well. Although I should have stopped about 10pm, I had already had my quota and was feeling less than able & absolutely not 'willing', which in turn meant I was in no state to get down & dirty had there been that opportunity in the first place. I was so drunk, by midnight I got myself into a cab and went home. From there I managed 4 visits to the porcelain throne where I deposited very colourful portions. Let me tell you I have not been sick from alcohol for a long time, not like that. I felt like I was on my last legs. I woke up about 9am this morning, feeling no better than I had when I got home, thus I spent a further 7 hours curled up in bed,

Lindsay Lohan is back to her old tricks. I thought she was going to calm down looks like she will be going back to The Wild Child. Not quite sure about what she is wearing it makes her look like a hooker. I can guarantee in the next 5 years this girls boobs will be really saggy.

Last night Rob invited a few of us over to his place for dinner - yum! Again.... yum! Kim brought 2 liters of sake.... Oddly enough, this guy is going to be in Irkutsk on the same day as me, staying in the same hostel! Well, he's actually going to be leaving on the same day I'm flying in, but still - how odd is that? We spent a good bit of time on the rooftop of Rob's building. Anyone

Get ready for each member of G-Unit to have his own flavor of wine cooler.

I.am.never.getting.married.-I will never have a weekend like that. I can only hope if I have a weekend devoted to me, I better be the sacrificial offering to a volcano/sea serpent/god.No, You are not a god. No matter what you think. - Matt, you snore a lot.-Jeebus, never a weekend for me. I would go batshiit insane.

I'm shocked. Shocked! What's next: Studies show teenage boys interested in "chicks."

Apparently, after winning sole custody of his daughters David Hasselhoff celebrated by hitting the bottle. The 54 year old actor has been seen staggering around clutching a vodka bottle and became irate when he was refused drink. According to a source who told The Sun Newspaper, “David started getting out of control so his friends asked the bartender not to serve him. David became indignant and said ‘F**k you. I’m a grown man - you’re not gonna stop me from doing anything’. He walked up to one table after another and asked for drinks. He was staggering around and knocking things over.” Related on In Entertainment:Hasselhoff gets temporary custody of kidsHasselhoff to pen life storyDavid Hasselhoff in court with Pamela Bach for custody battleHoffs Binge VideoCross-dressing Hoff

Danny DeVito showed up last November of The View still under the influence of multiple limoncellos enjoyed during a night out with fellow actor George Clooney. It made for a funny clip on a number of the entertainment television shows. Pushing any embarrassment aside, it apparently also spawned a desire by DeVito to get into the drinks business.Danny DeVito's Premium Limoncello is being marketed by Harbrew Imports. The lemon liqueur is scheduled to be on store shelves by August.The announcement of the new brand came as final preparation were being made for the opening of DeVito South Beach, a new Italian restaurant in Miami. DeVito is opening the place with restaurateur David Manero. Others could soon follow in New York, West Hollywood, Las Vegas and Orlando, Fla.

MARY-Kate and Ashley Olsen marked their coming of age - to drink legally - with a “low-key” 21st birthday at Chateau Marmont in Hollywood Wednesday night. “There weren’t really any celebs there,” said our source, “just the two of them and about 10 of their friends. Everyone was drinking champagne. The girls in the group were kind of tipsy, but it was pretty low-key.” The spy said the celebration was held in the hotel’s garden and that Mary-Kate’s beau, Max Snow, stuck close to her side. source

BIZARRE Caner Of The Year contender SIENNA MILLER was so desperate for more booze during the Isle Of Wight festival that she offered a barman 200 dollar for a bottle of vodka. The bongoed actress tried to reach a deal after getting refused service at the free VIP bar in the Hard Rock/Virgin Radio tent. A source said: “Sienna was falling all over the place. She’d been drinking all day and even knocked a plant over. “She offered the bar man 200 dollars for a bottle of vodka but he said no. Organisers didn’t want her throwing up everywhere.” I’m sure Sienna’s boyfriend JAMIE BURKE won’t be too happy to find out that she spent half the evening draped over a mystery chap either. Don’t worry Jamie, I’m sure it was the ale talking. source

Amy Winehouse loves to have a good fight whether with her husband or anyone else for that matter.She says:“I’m either a really good drunk or I’m an out-and-out s***, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk. “I’ll beat up Blake when I’m drunk. I don’t think I’ve ever bruised him, but I do have my way. If he says one thing I don’t like then I’ll chin him.“I’m not a fighter, but if I am backed up against the wall I’ll kick the s*** out of anyone. “I don’t think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you are. It’s to do with how much anger is in you.”

OZONA, Fla. – The pastor wears a sleeveless black T-shirt, blue jeans and a backward baseball cap. The collection is taken in a motorcycle helmet. And the first thing you see as you walk in the door of this makeshift church isn’t a cross or a stained-glass window, it’s a bar. Steve’s Cape Cod, a seafood [...]

Dutch students have developed powdered alcohol which they say can be sold legally to minors. The latest innovation in inebriation, called Booz2Go, is available in 20-gramme packets that cost 1-1.5 euros ($1.35-$2). Top it up with water and you have a bubbly, lime-colored and -flavored drink with just 3 percent alcohol content. Sure it isn’t a frosty boggs but this is just the beginning. Once you have invented weak powdered booze the next logical step is stronger powdered booze. With any luck soon they will have powder that creates a drink with 40% alcohol content. Imagine how easy it will be to get a tasty game ball into your favorite sporting event when it comes in a package the size of Quaker Instant Oatmeal. Original Article

Today the eagerly awaited ruling from the European Court of Justice was published. The Swedish ban on private import of alcohol contradicts the EC legislation. (more…)

It’s my fault that this got posted two days late. I was so busy counting up the number of boggs I crushed over the weekend that I completely forgot to write the post. The Ultimate Warrior - Greatest Interviewee Ever - “The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat!” A Monday Rant on a Friday - Merging Traffic - Just a quick rant about all the a-holes that can’t change lanes. Bud Light Commercial is HOO-larious - An office swear jar has never been implemented so well. Children At Play - Let’s be honest. Kids in Belgium just have more fun. Knocked Up - Deleted Scene (NSFW) - I have watched this clip once a day since I posted it. If you like Brokeback Mountain this will blow your mind.

I thought I would take a little break from a Sunday afternoon of sunshine, aggressive drinking and bocci ball to sum up the week. If you don’t laugh your ass off checking these posts out then there is something wrong with you. Seriously, go see a doctor. Evangelicals Once Again Prove They Are Idiots - Anytime I manage use both charlatan and mountebank in one post it automatically make the week in review. Robots Are Coming… - Face it the robots will be here one day so you better start brushing up on your battle skills now. I have been drunk… - We have all done the post drinking “where the fuck am I wakeup”. This just takes it up a notch. Russian Dies After Vodka Contest - This guy was a true champion. I don’t think anyone can put down as much vodka as he did. Revenge Nut Shot - It’s a pretty simple equation. If you try to hump your buddies sister you are going to get a revenge nut shot.

Chicagoan Chris McCaughan has been a staple in bands around Chicago for as long as I can remember. He's done time in bands like Tricky Dick, The Broadways, and (currently) The Lawrence Arms, but has recently released his first solo album as Sundowner. Instead of gruff and melodic punk rock, Sundowner spits fire in a much quieter way. Armed with only his voice, an acoustic guitar, and a little help from some friends, Chris bares his soul and exorcises his demons. The album is called Four One Five Two and its rough-but-charming folk-rock is perfect for late nights with friends and reminiscing about the good old days. There is a distinct feeling of longing that weaves its way throughout the album's twelve songs and although Chris doesn't have the strongest voice he's honest, poetic, and utterly captivating. Like a cross between Blake Schwarzenbach and Bob Dylan, he's something of an urban folk troubadour and (to me at least) his songs sound just like Chicago at night. You can c

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Manchester United players celebrated winning the Premiership with a boozey night out at their usual haunt The Living Room (Deansgate).Ronaldo, Ferdinand and Scholes spent a whopping £8.5k on booze, with most of it going on bottles of Cristal Champagne. The hard partying trio then went on to Rooneys pad to continue the celebrations!Whathappenedlastnight guide to Manchester

Lohan still partying hard. Only a month after spending time in a California Rehab facility, Lindsay Lohan is partying harder than ever before. A video was leaked to Britain's News of the World who is...

Since 2002, there have been 4,800 cases of travelers refused taxi cab service at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Their crime? Coming back from a vacation or business trip with a bottle of alcohol. Now the Metropolitan Airports Commission (MAC) is stepping in to raise the punishment for drivers who refuse to serve customers.Under the new rules that take effect on May 11th, the MAC will suspend a cab driver's airport taxi license for 30 days the first time the driver refuses service and revokes the license for two years after the second violation. The problem is that more than 70 percent of the cabbies serving the airport are Somalis and practicing Muslims. They say that Islamic law prohibits them from picking up people who are carrying alcohol.The penalty under the old rules was for the taxi driver to have to go to the end of the taxi cab line up. The MAC says the tougher penalties are meant to insure that customers receive service and are not stranded at the airport.

I’ve already shown you Urban Sprinting. Each day this week I’ll throw up a new Urban Sport. Monday’s Urban Sport is Big Stranger Rodeo. Check it out:

Youaredamned.com allows you to damn anyone you would like to hell. A pretty nice service. So far there have been 38539 souls damned to hell. As you can see from the above picture Tasty Booze made the list. At least we have been damned for a pretty kick ass reason.

Vendors are All-Stars of baseball in their own right, and two particular beer guys wanted to bring the personalities and stories of selected Wrigley Field stars to the forefront. Dan Bragiel and his brother Peter released a website two years ago which profiles various 'superstar' vendors in the form of trading cards."Before we worked at Wrigley, we were familiar with some of the well-known vendors, but knew nothing of them," says Dan Bragiel, who recently moved to San Francisco, where Peter also lives. "After our first year vending, we realized that a lot of these beer vendors have very interesting stories to tell. Wethought it'd be neat if a fan could see what some of the more well-known vendors do, what they like and even their name."One of the more peculiar characters is one Marvin "Leroy Boy" Mitofsky. Apparently Marvin had/has verbal control problems that got himself into some hot water with management.In the history of vending, no one has been yelled at bymanagement more than

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Back on March 2, we chronicled the nastiness that is our former pedophiliac crush Ashley Olsen and how disappointed we were after years of counting the days until the twins turned 18 that they turned out to be, well, not so good. So, just in case you missed that first post, here's some more nightmare fuel for you. Uncle Joey really needs to set these girls down for a talk (and a few sandwiches).