Black Widow cocktail via Talk of Tomatoes Dark Chocolate Martini via Cook & Eat Flayed Skin Cheeseball via Dabbled Eyeball Caprese via Evil Mad Scientist Nobody does cocktails like Martha. Check out her Ghosts in the Graveyard (and other drinks)....
This was a spider we caught (on film) while on his web between our house and the neighbors! He's not as big (or she) as it appears but it was still big..... Photo Credit: Erin, Kass' good...
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Check all of these links at The Sweel Life. She has the most adorable Halloween craft ideas! Cute CD Cupcake Stand Halloween Cup Labels Modern Take on Vintage Halloween Decor Spooktastic Halloween Pennants Vintage Black Cat Pendant
Another week has come and is now almost over. Wells Fargo snatched Wachovia from Citigroup's grasp. And, our representatives in the House may be on the verge of passing a historic bailout bill - complete with a super helping of pork. Without its passage, California could very well be freaking doomed.Phew. Speaking of oddities...how about a 1988 rollback? It's an update of a property we chronicled
To know me is to know I love October. I love how the air is a bit crisper and cooler. I love how the leaves begin to change color (especially when they turn red). But most of all I love...
Extreme Ironing via BoinBoing. Don't let anyone tell you chores aren't cool. Or challenging. Or athletic. Germ-Free Baby Under Glass via BoingBoing (they're on a roll, what can I say?). It's a baby, not a fossil. My favorite quote: "It...
Kimya Dawson's children's album, Alphabutt via BoingBoing. Anyone else LOVE the Juno soundtrack? I'm betting you'll love this CD too if you have kids. Scattalogical humor at its finest. Alzheimer's patients wait for a bus that's not coming via Telegraph...
Blogs Can Change Lives via 5 Minutes for Mom. Papercraft Mario Hat via BoingBoing. Retro-looking Double Timers via Uncommon Goods. I want one of these! Havana: Then and Now. Amazing how much it's stayed the same. StitchMinder App for iPhone...
We've all seen optical illusions, but have you heard an aural illusion? Very cool. Some very cool designs for your computer desktop via PushMePullYou. Who says humans aren't resourceful? Look at these wooden bikes! I love towel and sheet sculptures...
A very powerful post by Her Bad Mother: Lost Boy Is it me or does this family seem to act like this is no big deal? Cheating the Claw Game via haha.nu. I would be flipping out: partly because I'd...
Fingernail pictures. It's like tatooing your fingernails. Wow. People think of everything. Via Instructables. These WWI maps are amazing (via Bibliodyssey). Body Modification: Elf Ears via Instructables. Ouch. Seriously. OUCH! I think the Dollar Store sells elf ears seasonally. I...
The Olympics are here! The Olympics are here! Have you heard? And Freaky Friday gives you everything you didn't think you needed to know. Beijing Street Food via Wino Sapien and even more Beijing Food via Rasa Malaysia. Olympics Mania...
Chloe Wedge Ankle BootOn a Friday you don't need any reason to be elated.You feel as light as a feather, wanting to float over unknown horizons and relive the exuberance of youth.You want your feeling to be reflected in your attire and start rummaging your wardrobe, already planning for the barbecue party you have been invited to, the next day.You won't settle for anything other than a cute pair o
Pretty Blue Planet. That's an understatement. NetFlix Gadget for your TV via BoingBoing. Yes, please. I would be in heaven, I tell you. Hair styles that look like animals via snipsnip. I'm not even kidding. You can get a dachshund...
Frozen Smiles via wishingfish.com. Dentures made of ice. Genius. Can you think of five ways to use these? Golden Ray Migration via Telegraph.co.uk. Beautiful pictures of thousands of migrating rays. Can you imagine witnessing something so amazing? Reupholstered theater seats...
This is the most beautiful barn/house I've ever seen. I want to live here. Via Knitting Iris. Airstream Goodness via Please Sir. I love these things! What a blast from the past. My grandparents had a little camper we used...
photo source: raindog61 on Flickr
Each and every time I join my daughter in the sand with a bucket and shovel, I have this inexplicable fear that I might find a severed finger while digging.
Hasn't...
[you gotta visit motherbumper to get the full shafizzle]
Do I really need to say it...do I? Don't tell me "I need to go to the store right quick...I need to check on the food I have on the stove...I need to..."...no, you need to sit yo azz down and listen. AfroerotiK comes through once again for Black Diamond Queens. So shut up, and take it...it's Freaky Friday...
"Afrocentric Passion"
"Her senses were overwhelmed. The aroma of her Patchouli oil
Alright, get comfortable, dim the lights...you know what time it is. This one is pretty steamy just like the others. Brought to you by none other than AfroerotiK. It's the beginning of another weekend...another Freaky Friday...
"...tell me how it feels, as I take the head of your ______ in my mouth, and make it glisten in the candle light. Watch me as I swallow you...licking you, sucking you,
You already know what time it is. Sit back, open up your mind, let your desires flow freely throughout your subconciousness...this is Freaky Friday...and I would like to again give thanks to AfroerotiK. Keep 'em "cummin'"...
"Experience making love to me...feel my lips gently nibbling on your earlobe...my breath as I whisper in your ear. I want you. Smell the scent of my perfurme as it lingers
There's a little story for you. Since it's Freaky Friday, the voices in my head are whispering me a horror tale. Don't be afraid, it's not that scary, actually. Also, keep in mind the voices in my head are not speaking English. I had to have it translated for you, ok?It all started about ten days ago. I went to bed at midnight, as usual, read a boring book about the spanish civil war which has this strange effect of making me delightfully sleepy. Meanwhile she is taking her make-up off, combing her long blonde hair with slow, voluptuous moves, and slips into the sheets next to me. She likes to cuddle until we fall asleep. I like it too, but not that night. The more I read, the more alert I became. The following day I was having an important presentation at work, but somehow my attent
Another go around this week and another Freaky Friday to explore. And, some more inspiration from AfroerotiK.
"Would I stand on my tip toes, feeling your hands on the small of my back, pulling me close to you, as I get lost in tasting your sensual, non-verbal communication? Would I feel the sensation of electricity as we speak the silent language of love? Sometimes I wonder, what would your
You guys!About two weeks ago I started this poll, in order for me to find out a little bit more about you. I mean, I deserve to know your preferences and fantasies, it's only fair considering you are feasting with mines.First of all, I'm pleased to see that you, my dear readers, take very seriously sensitive matters such as sexual health. Of all the things you'd rather die than do, going ass-to-mouth is by far the worst thing that can happen to you. 48 percent would rather die than go there. Of course, this doesn't qualify for a majority, but ... close enough. I wonder why it is so? Maybe because your ass if off the menu? Just asking.Yet, I find you rather antagonistic. Only 8% of you would rather die than wank off in an airplain. People, it's NOT ok to jerk off in an airplain unless it's
Something new...something inspiring...Freaky Friday is here at Black Diamond Queens...
"Beads of persperation formed on her cinnamon colored skin...
Her legs rapped around him...they move in unison...
"I need you"...the words float softly, sweetly...
But it was her honey he wanted to taste, as he kissed his way down her body...
She invited his lips to kiss her and his tongue to taste her...
He
I'm gonna be short as I'm pissed off. Because of the precarious state of both humanity and my life. Well, my life comes first, bitches, so I'm gonna tell you a valuable lesson I learned today: trusting other people to do something important for you is like walking blindfolded in a minefield. I don't wanna go into details, I wanna get over this shit as soon as possible.On the bright side, I'm being forced to take some serious decisions for the future. I may come with big wonderful news soon.
As of today, I will dedicate Fridays to freaky, somewhat disturbing and most probably shocking stories. Why would I do that, you're probably wondering. Well, because these things are facts of life, as annoying and socially unacceptable as they are, and unfortunately we need to find a way to deal with it. So if you are easily offended, my intention is not to horripilate your delicate esthetic senses, but to discuss openly matters that hideously interfere with our dear way of living.Today's theme: jerking off. I'll be blunt about it, cus there's no way I can say this delicately. Recently we (the humanity) were confronted with not one, but two shocking stories of gentlemen publicly masturbating. The first one happened in an airplane and involved a young unsuspicious sleepi
Well, it’s no wonder so many women fear childbirth, and many men just can’t bear to be in the delivery room next to their wives or girlfriends when the baby is being delivered. All that blood and gore. Not a pretty sight.
After having gone through it three times I can safely say and admit this - women DO have a higher threshold for pain. You guys don’t believe me? Try expelling a raisin through your dick and multiply the pain level by 10. Or more.
Ouch would be an understatement.
And ouch I felt when Trin squeezed my hand too hard, the two medical students in the delivery suite finding my pained expression humourous, stifling a snicker or two. Wait till the two of you go through it yourselves!
This is a website that’s dedicated to long (as in really long!) hair. Rapunzel’s Delight also features interesting scanned old photos of long hair. I don’t know about you but I find extremely long hair quite creepy!
The ‘Rihanna’ it certainly isn’t!
[Link to website, via Neatorama]
OK, I know it’s Saturday, but this is just so freaky!
A man has been ordered by the courts to bury a mummified baby, which had been in his family for generations, after this photo was found and the police informed.
(Photo from WMUR)
The mummy, known to Charles Peavey’s family as “Baby John,” was seized by the state nearly a year ago to find out exactly how it died. There was no sign of foul play, but officials said that it could only be released to a relative. Peavey said he was saving money to pay for a DNA test, but he has given up the fight because the test would cost nearly $1,000.
Mr Peavey doesn’t have that much money, so he’s letting the state deal with the mummified baby. Apparently the baby, which was the illegitimate child of Peavey’s great-great-uncle and a woman with whom he had an affair, had been in the family for decades and displayed on a bureau in Mr Peavey’s home.
Why the mummified baby had to be passed down from genera
Travis A Louie - his art was inspired by an image of John Merrick, the Elephant Man, dressed in formal wear, he once saw.
I really liked the oddness of his appearance and the fact that he was “dressed to the nines”. It just stirred up all these terrific images in my head.
Freaky! Very freaky!!
[Link to Travis A Louie’s site]
I thought I’d seen it all until today.
Some of you might recognise Pussyfoot, the Warner Brothers cartoon character.
This is Pussyfoot the cartoon cat:
(Taken from Allposters.com)
Not many of you might have seen this Pussyfoot:
What is it? It’s a sex toy for people with feet fetish.
Go here if you’re interested in purchasing one for yourself or your (unfortunate) loved one. [Link to JT’s Stockroom]
It’s US$105!! For plastic feet! With a fake pussy! (more pictures after the jump) (more…)
Woke up at the wrong side of the bed today, feeling a little grumpy and sour. I just want to lie down and think of nothing. All of a sudden, I feel so blue...
Woke up at the wrong side of the bed today, feeling a little grumpy and sour. I just want to lie down and think of nothing. All of a sudden, I feel so blue...
I hate to admit this but my favourite female singer of all time …. looks horrible!
Madonna’s obsession with fitness and exercise, has turned her into this:
“The eyes of the world will be on her and she is very conscious of her advancing age. She has thrown herself into the fitness regime like never before.”
[The Daily Mail article]
Sometimes you just have to know when to stop. Or at least slow down a bit. Especially when you’re 48 years old.
I hate to admit this but my favourite female singer of all time …. looks horrible!
Madonna’s obsession with fitness and exercise, has turned her into this:
“The eyes of the world will be on her and she is very conscious of her advancing age. She has thrown herself into the fitness regime like never before.”
[The Daily Mail article]
Sometimes you just have to know when to stop. Or at slow down a bit. Especially when you’re 48 years old.
When you see this group, you know it's IALOHO Day.
Today marks the first-ever IALOHO Get-Together. So, if you live in the Chicagoland area and feel like playing hooky, everyone is meeting at Murphy's at 10:30 a.m. And yes, I am jealous I don't get to take part in what sure is to be a day of drunkenness, debauchery and tomfoolery. But I'll be making up for it by partying/playing on the lake at the same time, so it ain't all that bad.
Those in attendance (and everyone else watching it on TV or listening on the radio) get to see Ted Lilly, who is on a current personal four-game losing streak (for the season, he's 4-4 with a 3.96 ERA) and coming off the shortest outing of his career. Here's a quick recap of Lilly's last start:
Batter 1: Strikeout
Batter 2: Strikeout
Batter 3: Hit batsman, tossed from the game, despite no warning given and the fact Braves pitchers hit two more Cubs batters after a warning the previous game, but ultimately because Jim Wolf wants face time and is bas
Extermination work has begun in Florida by wildlife officials to rid giant Gambian rats from Africa. These rats can weigh up to 4kg! That’s as big as a baby! These rats had been imported to the US as pets (what??) but were banned in 2003 because they have been found to have spread monkey-pox, a similar but milder form of smallpox.
Cue Fat Bastard: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribssss … !!
Mmmm …. giant barbecued rat! Will it taste nice with some sweet and sour sauce?
Speaking of eating, I’m sure Fat Bastard would love the last Friday of every month, ie. Eat Your Family Day, probably the only campaign by our beloved gahmen that I support because I get to leave the office early.
Ironically, the news giant Reuters reported it as an annual instead of a monthly event. Duh!
Fat Bastard says “YES!” to Eat Your Family Day!
Oh! I’m not gonna do a post-mortem post of the horrendous Champions League loss to Milan. It’s ju
I’m sure some of you’ve had those candy jelly babies before. Although yummy, they’re a little odd, don’t you think? Baby-shaped candies?
Well, here’s something freakier - The Baby Lamp.
Just look at the way the androgynous baby’s (Is it a boy or a girl? I can’t tell!) tummy glows. Imagine using that as your night-light. Freaky!!
The Baby Lamp also comes in luminous green and bloody red, although it’s stated as ‘orange’ on the website.
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[Link to website] via Boing Boing
In life, there are few things to me as freaky as finding that the Pussycat Dolls don't look that bad. They are the queens of needing to remove about five or six elements from their outfits in order to reach the right balance. They also often dress like an alien army from the planet Rack. But, dammit, I'm developing a soft spot for the Dolls, due entirely to my fascination with the screaming,
This bird looks as though its head’s been run over by a car or something. And I don’t like that dangly thing under its beak. Nice feathers, though.
Eh, but they say, we must “love one, love all”.
No wait …. that’s from Hard Rock Cafe.
Or was it “for better or for worse”?
No …. that’s some wedding vow.
Anyway, they’re all God’s creatures, aren’t they? Even though they may look as weird as that. Not to mention smell horrible!
I think this one’s more for Momo Turbo Fart. Hehe!! This 19th century artiste had discovered that he could produce distinct notes by sucking air through his anus (don’t ask me how he does it!) and project it back out with great force and varying the pressure. Talk about skill, man!
His ’skill’, would you believe, made him one of France’s most well-known and highest paid entertainers at that time. He even performed his fart symphony at Moulin Rouge before opening his own theatre (I hope there was enough ventilation in it! Phewww!!).
Unfortunately, people either got tired or grossed out by his act and his popularity ran out of steam.
Steam. Hot air. Farting. Geddit?
The freaky thing is that medical schools in Paris were eager to examine his famous anus (hey, it rhymes!!) after his death.
Riiiiggghhhttt …..
[Link to the Human Marvels blog]
I thought long and hard about this - whether it would be possible for me to post a Freaky Friday post without pictures. It would be difficult, but it’s possible. I had to think hard about what to post, though. Luckily an incident that happened yesterday saved me. Haha!
I was getting off the bus on the way to work yesterday morning. It was a nice day. Not too hot. Traffic was not too bad. Perhaps people are still on holiday after the long Lunar New Year Weekend. There was a distinct lack of heavy traffic that is becoming to be an irritating feature of the slip road off the Ayer Rajah Expressway leading to South Buona Vista Road.
I checked the time on my watch. 9.10am. Not too bad. As usual, I was ‘late’ but it’s been a norm for years. As I stepped off the bus and took a couple of steps away from it, I noticed something black on the ground. Initially I thought it was some piece of trash tossed aside irresponsibly.
As my eyes, groggy from the lack of sleep and coff
The Engrish on this sleepsuit is so good, it’s scary!
It’s the story of a little clown ho (little clown HO??) like having fun and play balls and cubes with the children.
Perverted little clown who likes to have fun by playing balls and cubes with children. Paedophile!!
[Link]
Some of my Bambino mates have, or are planning, to get fishes and other pets. Would this fishy make a good pet? It’s called a goblin shark. It has a nice set of teeth, ya? It lives deep, deep in the ocean. I guess it’s a very lonely fish. Nice fishy …. !
Maybe we should rear it and Mummy can make ‘asam pedas’ with it!
Since we’re on the topic of my oral hygiene and teeth this week, I thought I’d feature this fella for Freaky Friday.
Boy, what a nice smile you have!
I’d better listen to Mummy and Daddy and brush my teeth. Otherwise I’ll end up like this fella:
Sir, you DON’T have a nice smile! Or many teeth for that matter!
Freaky Friday’s back again! Thingamababy. Pretty weird-looking wreath! Good thing they didn’t make the wreath to look like some woman’s legs with the baby in the middle during its crowning period (flashback: Push!! Push!! Harder, harder, harder!!!).
Reminds me of the time Ajab was born. He was in the occiput posterior (face-up) position, unlike Ayeed, being the good boy he is, who was born in the occiput anterior position (face-down).
Sharing with you today an hilarious You Tube video titled"Ask The Fruit Cake Lady". She gives great comedic advice. Enjoy!
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I found this website that sells vintage 1950s posters with illustrations showing, among other things, freakily evil-looking kids staring at food. Yikes!
The other posters from the site (www.plan59.com) aren’t so bad. They’re actually quite cool. Except for the demonic ones like the one above.
The Girl Next Door
Taxi 4
Superman returns
Rocky Balboa
Prison Break
Pirates Of th carribeanII
Pirates Of th carribean
Freaky Friday
Flatout 2
Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift
DareDevil
Cars
Back To The Future
American Pie 3
American Pie 4 - Band Camp
