If you don't follow football, the Giants lost last weekend to the Philadelphia Eagles. Also, in case you are not from the NY/Philadelphia area, you may underestimate how serious these football fans can be. That "team spirit" also rings true when their respective team loses. In this case, the losing Giants fans were a little disgruntled (and drunk) after the game. Their target? A lonely, unsus
Whether it’s consciously eating a can o’ SPAM or trying to decipher the hieroglyphics posing as electronic-spam prevention codes, you have to be drunk to successfully complete either task.
Rarely do I enter the correct anti-spam code on the first time. Whether the letters or letter-number combos are blurred, Siamese letters that share the same backbone, [...]
1. Crying without a reason.2. Give advice to his another drunk friend.3. Singing not in tune.4. Call or text the ex-gf/bf talk nonsense things.5. In love instantly at that moment.6. Make the toilet a pillow.7. Gallant in an instant.8. Tell the story of life even to a stranger (feeling close).9. English speaking even wrong grammar.10. Will say 'I will never drink again'
" Okay... I ' ll drive. " Jace slurred, Laura shook her head. Jace was 16 and able to drive but he was drunk, Laura was barely commensurate 15 which cuts her chances down prone numerous." What am I gonna make ready? " Laura murmured to herself, surprisingly, someone replied." Arrest a ride hush up me. " Robin uttered, flicking at Laura straight brown hair, piece glared into Laura ' s charming brow
Ashlee and Jessica Simpson enjoyed a girls night out at Bar Deuxe in Hollywood on Thursday. Hopefully Ashlee wasn’t drinking because she is still breastfeeding. Pete Wentz stayed home with the kids but he didn’t mind because he was suffering from a massive yeast infection that he was treating with large doses of Xanax [...]
Mumaith Khan apart from having shapely tummy on her torso has a very cool head also. The good thing about this lady is that she uses both of them the tummy and the head to good use. Recently she was reportedly spotted at the Zouk pub in Banjara hills. She was apparently attending the birthday bash of another sexy babe Kamna Jethmalani. Now the party thrown by Kamna was no ordinary one. There was
(Courtesy Daily Mail (UK)):
It seems that the police of Ipswich have compiled a list of phrases which, according to their claims, are "absolutely impossible" to say when drunk. With no further ado, here's the list:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you;
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing;
Sorry, but you're not really my type;
No kebab for me, thank you;
I'm not interested in
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. Well, maybe if you didn't name your bar "Club Ibiza" I would put my clothes back on. You're never been to Ibiza, you know Ibiza? I've been there. Don't tell me what to do. Clothes on Mannequins Not For Sale. I didn't get the bulletin from Used Clothes Hipster Central, but isn't the whole point of a store window to sell what's displayed? Your logic is killing my buz
Pamela Anderson raged her way through Miami’s Art Basal exhibition downing absinthe in her underwear and making out with a series of inappropriate men. Pamela is 41 years old—whoever said time ages you?
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Page Six reports that Pamela had “mysterious bruise marks” on her back, “seemed unsteady on the red carpet” and [...]
Austin police said a man that was driving while intoxicated slammed into the right side of a car in a Wendy's Drive-Thru, injuring a pregnant woman sitting in the passenger seat.The Austin Police Department said they have charged Manuel Grijalva, 18, with failure to stop and render aid after they said he slammed his Chevy suburban into the side a car in which Melissa Muniz was a passenger. Muniz's
Here Jessica Alba is doing a Campari Sexiest Calendar looking pretty really good. Melons are delicious on their own why ruin them with sausage.Jessica Alba’s Are Drunk Pictures
A Catholic priest who drove his truck into a crowded Smithville restaurant in 2007 has been convicted of drunk driving, but he escaped jail time. Priest convicted KVUE's Clara Tuma reports November 13th, 2008 > More Local Video View larger
Alcohol Test - A funny movie is a click awayShort, but hilarious video clip of drunk guy. Watch him! The policeman told him to hold his tape. Not very smart telling a totally wasted guy to try and do that, hehe. Great drunk people video clip! Go back to all Oraclevid's newest funny videosWatch the best funny videos and and most entertaining videos all on one site
Oh.... *hiccup* ...I don't feel very good. I'm still so drunk! I had such a wonderful night out. *hiccup* Maybe partied too hard. I do like to party! Oh, but... *hiccup* The bright morning light is KILLING my eyes! *hiccup* And I can't walk straight. *hiccup* I feel so dizzy!
The same goes for him. That is why Martini is a richer company than Rolls Royce Motor Cars. But there is a down side for him. If you get him too drunk, he won't be able to perform in bed. Drooping dick is the most common side effect of drunkenness. For a woman it can cause post sex shame, and depression. It’s also the biggest killer of relationships in the history of Holy Wedlock and the bigges
Now that’s what I call a trifecta. A 21-year-old booze hound down in New Mexico lead police on a slow and high speed chase before finishing up with his grand finale. A statie found the kid swerving and not maintaining speed after receiving a hotline tip.
The kid refused to stop for the officer and then [...]
Accused Drunk Driver Ends Up Running Over Himself!
Man Accused Of Drunk Driving And Leading N.M. Police On Chase Ends Up Running Over Himself
SANTA FE, N.M., Nov. 25, 2008
(AP) A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over himself. The man was treated for minor injuries at a Santa Fe hospital and booked in to the Sandoval Cou
There is some classic drunken antics in this video clip. The guy is trying to fight/get away from the security guard, then there’s the inability to stand upright, the family/friends trying to help the man. In other words, just another Friday/Saturday night in Canada.
SANTA FE, N.M. – A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over himself. The man was treated for minor injuries at a Santa Fe hospital and booked in to the Sandoval County detention center on charges of aggravated driving while intoxicated, fleeing a police officer, careless driving and two other outstanding traffic wa
HOUSTON—Visit any hospital emergency room, and you’ll find people who have crashed their cars. But some of those people weren’t just innocent victims. They were driving drunk. By some estimates, 50 percent of the people brought to the ER are legally too drunk to drive. What’s more, many of those drivers are never charged, because
Boozing, when done well, is the welcome opposite of work. Very little effort should go into a good booze-up; the drinker’s main concern should be remaining smilingly ruddy-faced while pouring the nectar down his or her gob and thinking capital thoughts. There are, however, certain minor exertions that interfere with the complete rest that is [...]
URL: Name: Punch Drunk CriticsCategories: Reviews, News, EditorialRating: RWhat is the main focus of your site?Our stated focus is to provide quality movie reviews from a common fan's perspective. We try not to go too much into comparing every film with old, obscure films your average person probably hasn't seen. With that said, we both have a deep affinity for those films and I think it comes th
I recently commenced with a new Adwords campaign on behalf of a UK client who is looking to break into the gift market in time for Christmas. A small part of what his store sells is an alcoholic range, including wine, spirits, port and champagne.
I have been aware of the Adwords policy on ads relating to [...]
It is ages Old Question:
Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?
We now have the answer.
The Chicken succeeded in crossing the road because all the dogs were drunk...
why chicken cross road
Let's see what others have to say about the incident.
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I kid, but seriously ... imagine a beer that can prevent cancer and heart disease—even stave off aging. Researchers at Rice University (including those not old enough to drink) are attempting to craft just such a concoction using a genetically modified strain of yeast that produces resveratrol, the same disease-busting compound found in red wine. The team hopes to bottle a brew that packs a cons
Check out these two suit wearing Will-Rogers-wanna-be chuckleheads trying to mount a fiberglass horse statue.
This is the footage from the local news but if you want to see the full two minutes of footage hit the link below the video.
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The Pity PartyGenre: Alternative / Experimental / RockFrom: Los Angeles, California United StatesDevil's favourite avant electro rockers The Pity Party have a new EP out, 'Hotwork' featuring the duos innovative Ronald Dzerigan design. The new EP is a curious blend of their previous two EPs with tracks like 'Houses On The Sun' an electro punk attack close in spirit to the bands first EP while on t
Can you say DUMB ASS?!?!?!VIENNA (Reuters) – An Austrian man, charged with drink driving, drove to a police station to complain about the charge whilst drunk, officials said on Monday. The 65-year-old had his driving license and car keys first taken away from him on Sunday after driving while over the alcohol limit in the northern city of Linz.
It’s difficult going through a breakup for sure. However, you should know that it isn’t hard to get him or her back. Like most things that you do in life, you need a strategy. Follow that strategy to the tee but make sure you avoid some serious mistakes such as drunk dialing. Calling your ex while...
Date: October 25, 2008Location: 300 block of 92nd Street NW, Tulalip, WAType: Car Accident; Drunk DrivingOutcome: Five People InjuredA car crash and car fire has left 5 people injured. Apparently the driver of a Chrysler 300 failed to complete a turn and crashed into a concrete barrier. A few moments after the driver and the passengers exited the vehicle it burst into flames.
Good thing that Heathrow’s airport security was paying attention.
‘Drunk’ United Airlines pilot arrested at London airport
LONDON – A United Airlines pilot was arrested at London’s Heathrow Airport on suspicion of being over the legal alcohol limit, police confirmed on Monday.
The airline said the pilot, 44, was removed from service, adding that it would co-operate [...]
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milka carton of eggsa quart of orange juice a head of romaine lettuce a 2 lb. can of coffee a 1 lb. package of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While
Last Saturday, at this posh club, this guy was having a going away party. He knew so many people that the club dedicated some "happy hour" drinks entitled "Mikes Favorite." I was given two free drink passes and helped myself to some very strong Long Island. At clubs, you're not allowed to take pictures, but you can see that no one cares and security who does not speak anything other than Vietnam
With gridlock more and more common in major urban centers, city planners have hung their hats on light rail as the way to get around, with dedicated lanes for trolleys so that passengers can be shuttled across the city unencumbered, at speeds that would rival It’s a Small World After All, Disneyland.
It’s never recommended though, [...]
Superstar Yankees hurler Joba Chamberlain was busted for driving drunk in his home state of Nebraska early yesterday, authorities said. Nebraska State Patrol officers stopped the flame-throwing Bomber on US 77, south of Lincoln just after 1 a.m., said patrol spokeswoman Deb Collins. Officers allegedly noticed the smell of booze wafting from the dark-colored 2006 BMW a Popular: 13 hours 42 minutes
Date: May 17, 2008Location: Near Lake Lawrence in Thurston County, WashingtonKolene Joy Wengelewski pf Yelm has been charged with vehicular homicide. She is accused of being drunk when the car she was driving rolled over, killing a 20-year-old man.
Prosecutors say that that she was driving a Ford Explorer that went off a road near Lake Lawrence in Thurston County and rolled.
Lincoln Journal Star:New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain was arrested for driving under the influence early Saturday morning, the Journal Star has learned.The Nebraska State Patrol pulled Chamberlain’s car over for speeding on U.S. 77 near Old Cheney Road south of Lincoln shortly after 1 a.m., according to Deb Collins, spokeswoman for the patrol.The officer detected an odor of alcohol comi
How many times have you come home late at night with your boyfriend, plopped down on the couch, opened up your laptop and...emailed a series of uncomfortable and rambling emails to half the people on your mind. Not just your girlfriends, ALL your friends. INCLUDING exes. Past and present. Well, Google's found a way to curb your drunk-emailing, and has created the Mail Goggles, a widget that preven
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Austrian far-right politician Joerg Haider was drunk at the time of his fatal car crash last Saturday, an official from his party has said.Stefan Petzner, the new head of Mr Haider's Alliance for Austria's Future (BZO), said the blood alcohol level was well above the legal limit.Mr Haider, 58, was driving alone after leaving a nightclub early on Saturday when his car crashed and overturned.Police
An Irishman who had had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over..."So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?""Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk."Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening.""I did all right," the drunk says with
Google released a useful new Gmail feature yesterday in its labs, which could help prevent the intoxicated from sending embarrassing late-night emails they might regret in the morning.
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Well, not really: it's drugs. In other words, it's time for another Friday Open Topic. Post about anything you like (except perhaps topics related to bizarre animal medical experiments or empty syringes and bottles of Jim Beam).
Have a nice weekend (and if you're worried about the cat, check the comments area)...
Sarah,
Today was the day from hell. I need you to be here for me. In other words, today I do not want to hear about your love life. Today, it’s all about Elaine. I just want you to sit there and nod and hug me from time to time. Capiche? Tomorrow’s another day and we [...]
Gmail aims to end e-mail embarrassments. The project or system or what ever you want to call it , it’s for now testing phase and it will be named Google Goggles. Apparently when it will be lunched, Gmail users will be able to turn it on by going to the Gmail menu : Settings - [...]
Necessity is the mother of all inventions. If that be so, then 'Mail Goggles' is just another offspring conceived under the influence of alcohol, with Google Labs playing midwife. Before you start accusing me of Blogging under alcoholic influence, I present to you the ultimate Sobriety Test that cops never had...................... MATHS!!!!!In case you're confused by the above (which puts your BA
There’s a new GMail Labs app: Mail Goggles, by GMail engineer Jon Perlow:When you enable Mail Goggles, it will check that you’re really sure you want to send that late night Friday email. And what better way to check than by making you solve a few simple math problems after you click send to verify you’re in the right state of mind? … Hopefully Mail Goggles will prevent many of you out the
If you use Gmail, Google has launched a new feature called Mail Goggles to help you avoid sending an email you’ll regret as soon as you sober up.
You can find it under the ‘labs’ label in the settings and you can set it to automatically challenge you on at your regular drinking time & day.
Related [...]
From time to time, all of us have been guilty of sending an email we didn’t mean to send. You know, a gushy love letter to a guy or girl we just met. Or perhaps you sent a piece of “rage mail” to someone who really pissed you off. We really didn’t mean to send [...]
New in Gmail Labs: When you enable Mail Goggles, it will check that you're really sure you want to send that late night Friday email. And what better way to check than by making you solve a few simple math problems after you click send to verify you're in the right state of mind?read more | digg story
Thinks To Think About When Your Bored, Drunk or StonedWhy do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?If the opposite of pro is con does that mean the opposite of progress is congress?Why are cigarettes sold
It was around 3:00 in the morning, I woke up in a daze... what happened? Why was the light on? Why was my [body part I use to feed my daughter] hanging out? Why was my arm and neck sore? And then things start coming into focus...Where's the baby? Oh. Right here in my sore arm. I had fallen asleep nursing her again. And that pretty much sums up my nights. She started out so well, sleeping 6
Article From Japantoday.com
TOKYO —Actress Aya Ueto, 23, on Wednesday appeared at an event at Tokyo Midtown to raise awareness about drunk driving. Wearing a police uniform, she urged the public not to drink and drive.
Ueto, who got her driver’s license three years ago, said it is hard enough for drivers to keep their wits about [...]
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean andpressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note
Drunk Man trying to sit on a wall
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Drunk squirrel
This poor squirrel ate some fermented pumpkins and got drunk.... Cute and sad at the same time, how is that possible?all clips via LOLFACTORY.BLOGSPOT.COM
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酔っぱらいPublic drunkenness is not considered a shame in Japan and is viewed with indulgence. Every day thousands of drunken office workers, mostly males, can be seen slumped in the carriages of subway trains or on station platforms. Some of them may even be lying in pools of their own vomit.Station staff patiently attempt to waken the sleeping drunks and even use wheelchairs to transport th
From the moment I heard "It's Gettin' Easy" on a sampler CD a few years back, Dear and the Headlights have been one of my favorite and most listened to bands. I've been waiting for their new LP and it's finally here. Drunk Like Bible Times drops this Tuesday and is well worth the wait.As the title of DATH's new album suggests, good times are to be had for all once the disc starts spinning. Dear
Drunk dialing is SO yesterday.Drunk blogging is where it's all at, baby.Sheesh, it's hot in here.We had the most amazing mojitos. They came in BIG glasses. My friend has a pretty low tolerance, too, so it didn't take much to get us laughing hysterically at pretty much nothing. SO much fun.We just realized the windows are NOT tinted, so all that clothes changing we did before dinner probably gave s
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If you sit down and make a list of the things in your life that you don’t need to have and then rank them by how much they cost you, there’s a good chance that you’re going to find “alcohol” somewhere on the list. None of us really needs to drink. But most [...]
From first hand experience I can tell you that Hispanics make up a disproportionately large quantity of drunk drivers. In my time as a Police Officer, almost every DWI I encountered was a Hispanic, but why? MADD has recently attempted to address this issue. The Dallas News is reporting:
Statistics show about 47 [...]
Drunk girls can be so funny and interesting, but in the same time these girls cannot be so funny at all…
Drunken women, wives, college girls, moms or normal girls can be hilarious or you can just cry when you see them full of alcohol and in strange positions or places…
How hard is it to pull over to the side of the road when you’ve got a text? About as tricky as balancing a pint on your steering wheel, if you’re to believe the latest British research.
According to studies carried out by Transport Research Laboratory TRL, texting on a mobile phone while driving is just [...]
It’s difficult going through a breakup for sure. However, you should know that it isn’t hard to get him or her back. Like most things that you do in life, you need a strategy. Follow that strategy to the tee but make sure you avoid some serious mistakes such as drunk dialing. Calling your ex while...
Mischa Barton
Mischa Barton Oops
The actress, Mischa Barton was looking pretty fantastic as she attended the Fashion for Relief Show last night. However, she suffered an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction while leaving the fashion show.
Her left breast slipped out of her beautiful satin gown while clambering into a taxi. The embarrassed star knew her breast was falling out her dress and
Coast Guard Deems Teens Too Drunk to Be Rescued, Leaves Them on Cliff Ledge
British teenagers partying on the ledge of a cliff were left to sober up overnight after rescue crews decided they were too drunk to be rescued, The Daily Telegraph reported.
The teens called the Coast Guard when a friend suffered an epileptic fit [...]
Wanda - this is for you!!My friend Wanda said she had not seen Otis, the Mayberry town drunk, when she visited Mt. Airy. So .... this is a picture of Otis and my mom! She had her cane ready to beat him away!! Too bad I didn't get a picture of Barney's patrol car that had just driven away. If you visit Mt Airy, you can take a tour of the town in the police car and just pretend that Barney is at the
The warning signs are all there - a lot of empty beer bottles, mocking by his friends, silence, and glazed-over eyes. You know this guy is on the verge of passing out or throwing up, just keep your distance.
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Pot Candy Factory Owner Sentenced,, Damnnn
URL: NORML.ORG CA: Pot Candy Factory Owner Sentenced
by Henry K. Lee, (Source:San Francisco Chronicle) - California
The owner of an Oakland factory that produced marijuana candy with names like Buddafinga and Mr. Greenbud has been sentenced to a year in a halfway house and a year of [...]
Yep. Kirsten Dunst is a fat drunk slob here. And I get a lot of criticism for this site because it makes fun of fat people as being "ordinary." Well you know what? For one, its funny to see "perfect"...
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While browsing through a forum, a member’s thread title caught my eye. “Mother kills baby in a microwave” Intrigued by the title of this hideous crime, I went to google and typed up the subject in...
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While our socialist media seems hell bent to find the slightest infraction on Sarah Palin, they are completely ignoring this video where Joe Biden, Obamarxists VP pick, looks to be drunk and slurring his words on the campaign trail. Watch this:
Then we have this video of Joe Biden where we would hope he [...]
NANCY, France (AFP) – A blind journalist was given a month's suspended jail sentence and fined 500 euros (750 dollars) by a French court Friday for driving while drunk and without a license.The owner of the car, who was also drunk as he sat next to the blind man when he drove the vehicle, was given the same sentence and had his license suspended for five months by the court in the northeastern
Lily Allen is turning into a Amy Winehouse after punching a girl after a drunken night out.
It is unclear what provoked the attack but witnesses say Lily Allen was heckled by the passer-by as she left Club.
Lily Allen Punches Girl And Then Nipple Slip (Photo)
Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson In LA
Kristen Bell Maximal September 2008
Megan [...]
That’s right. It has been reported that Jesus of Nazareth, at a wedding in Cana, did knowingly and willfully provide alcoholic beverages to children UNDER THE AGE OF 21!!!!
As reported by the Jerusalem Examiner:
It was alleged that the bride herself was only around 13 or 14 years of age, and although the groom sported a [...]
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link of a day - Meet Sexy Girls in Your Areaweird factsTwo Russian pilots who were about to fly a Boeing 767 were arrested at Manchester Airport early today on suspicion they were drunk.The pair were picked up as they prepared to get in to a 200-tonne empty passenger plane to Moscow.Security officers alerted police when they smelled alcohol and claim the pair were struggling to stand up as they wa
