Inspired to work 2007-07-27 05:43:00 Here is the way my work inspires there employees. The company headquartes sent this email to everyone. I real should be looking for work some where else.The car pictured in this note is a Mercedes Maybach. Notice the "recliner" rear seats, and the "electrostatic" sunroof. The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passengers preference. NOW, STOP DREAMING AND GET BACK TO WORK!! (BE HAPPYWITH WHAT YOU'VE GOT)!
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The Last Shot 2007-07-26 11:30:00 My uncle love to take pictures he would travel the world trying to get the perfect shot. He would not think of his own safe but just the shot. Too bad he was ripped shreds by a gorilla. Here is the last picture he took before he died.
One Question 2007-07-25 21:11:00 My ex-girlfriend got mad at me and broke up with me. Just because I could not answer this smiple question"What color are my Eyes?"
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Vacation Photo 2007-07-25 17:51:00 Did show you picture of my vacation. Here we are.... I found a great deal on flight and the best part is they take you straight to the beach. So the were no hassle go through the airport and you start you vacation as soon as you (crash) land.
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Air Guitar 2007-07-30 13:16:00 This is a news story about Air Guitar
s. I just realized that the guitarists with out a guitar are just some dork stroking the wind.
The IT Dept. 2007-07-30 11:52:00 I was having trouble with my at work computer. So I called IT Dept they said they would send someone to come over. After 2 1/2 housr wait an IT Guy showed up clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?"IT Guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?""No," I replied."Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."So I wrote down . I D 1 0 T
Domino Mentos 2007-07-30 10:44:00 Those Mentos/Diet Coke guy are back again. But this time they are getting more sticker. With out working up a sweat
Albino alligator 2007-07-30 10:24:00 I just found this on the internet. Boy could you image runing into this underwater. I mean I would not want to running a regular Alligator underwater(or on land or in the air or at the food court or JC PENNYS)
Error message Part 2 2007-08-02 15:04:00 Here is the rest to of the error message that my computer keeps popping upHere is the rest to of the error message that my computer keeps popping up
Hillibilly Golf 2007-08-01 10:17:00 It's night, We have been drinking for a good four hours......Hey I got a great idea......Go get you video camera and I will get my Golf clubs and some Gasoline and met me out back....Oh don't forget a Lighter or matches.!!!That was not a really the best idea I ever had.
Prisoner Thriller 2007-07-31 13:35:00 Here is a new program to reform prisoners or maybe the prison guards are just having fun.
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, Thriller
Drunk Test 2007-07-31 10:35:00 If you see double then you have had too little to drink....Order a Double
Vader Scooter 2007-07-31 10:34:00 Times have been tough for Darth Vader
since the fall of the Empire
Matador School 2007-07-31 10:28:00 On the First day of the Matador
school, this pictures was hanging on the wall with the words:“YOU FIRST LESSON AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE:AVOID THE HORNS!!!!”
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Error Messages 2007-07-31 04:59:00 My computer at work really hates me. I know it just a machine but let me show you the error messsage they give all the time. and you decided if the machine really does not like me.
Rules by men 2007-08-04 10:06:00 25 Rules
Here is some advice which might help you build a healthier relationship.(guys only wish they could say, but once we say anyone of these rules then you will be single) 25. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.24. Check your oil.23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.22. Nothing says "I love you" like a blowjob in the morning.21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.20. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.19. Share the closet.18. Share the bathroom.17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Markanniversaries.16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.15. Your brother is an idiot.14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us tolike it.13. You have too many shoes.12. You have enough clothes.11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.9. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of thetides. Let it be.8. Dogs are better than cats.7. Ge
Hired Help 2007-08-03 10:45:00 guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.The guy says, ''Who is this?''''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?'' The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.'' The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'' The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.'' The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?'' The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.'' Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.'' A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''
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