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Prince Caspian Reviews 2008-05-17 10:00:21 The 2AM Critics are going Narnia. This is the only video where you get 9 PrinceCaspian
reviews at once, all fighting for attention.
It’s time to get the lowdown on the biggest Christian blockbuster since The Passion.
Director: Andrew Adamson
Starring: Liam Neeson, Eddie Izzard, Peter Dinklage, Warwick Davis, Ben Barnes
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 69%
Our Rating: B-
The Mummy 3: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor - Trailer 2008-05-16 07:53:41 With all the negative buzz around Indy 4 now, could The Mummy
3 end up being better? Urgh, unthinkable. Here’s the trailer -
I know it has its fans, but I thought the first two Mummy films were awful, especially The Mummy Returns.
The move to the Far East here is, visually, a good one, and [...] Read more:Dragon
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City Of Ember - Teaser Trailer 2008-05-16 05:58:16 The trailer for fantasy flick City of Ember is online. Don’t care? Well, Bill Murray’s in it.
When a power-dependent underground city finds its electricity is running out, two plucky/cocky/precocious kids have to decode the clues and unlock the mystery to find a way to the surface. Easier that than pay the bill.
Looks like a kid’s [...] Read more:Trailer
, Teaser
, Teaser Trailer
Final Hellboy Poster! 2008-05-16 05:42:03 With Hellboy
2’s release just a few scant months away, here’s the final version of the flick’s poster.
Damn, it looks good. Thoughts, anyone?
Source: Ain’t It Cool Read more:Final
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George Clooney To Be Locked In Deadly Psychic Combat With A Goat 2008-05-16 05:29:52 George Clooney
is going to stare at a goat. For a film. Yes.
He’s to star in a picture directed by his Smoke House partner, Grant Heslov, entitled Men Who Stare At Goats.
The movie is an adaptation of the book by Jon Ronson, a British journalist. It’s a true secret history of senior members of the [...] Read more:George
, Locked
, Psychic
, George Clooney
Dark Knight TV Spots! 2008-05-16 05:12:09 You know you’re getting close to the day of release when you start seeing the movie advertised on the tiny box in your living room.
Well, here are two of The Dark Knight
TV spots currently doing the rounds. Each contains some new footage, so rub your faces in them while you wait for the day.
July [...]
Vin Diesel Demonstrates How To Breakdance 2008-05-15 21:05:00 Vin Diesel’s virtually disappeared since being hailed as the upcoming star six years ago. His summer release Babylon A.D. has got about as much buzz as a glass of coke that’s been in the garden since last summer, and he’s recently agreed to star in Fast And The Furious… 4. But if the movie career [...] Read more:Breakdance
, Vin Diesel
Narnia 3 (Voyage Of The Dawn Treader) - Sequel Plans 2008-05-15 19:47:31 With Prince Caspian all set to be a summer smash, prep for Narnia
3 is well underway. The sequel will be directed by Michael Apted, who’s new to the series but a veteran director of the likes of Enigma and Enough.
In Voyage
Of The Dawn Treader, Lucy, Edmund and their rather unpleasant cousin Eustace return [...]
Point Break 2 - Sequel Plans 2008-05-15 01:24:16 100% Pure WTF.
There’s a sequel to Point Break
on the way.
Announced at Cannes (where else?), it’ll be directed by king of cack action Jan De Bont (The Haunting, Speed 2: Cruise Control, Tomb Raider 2).
The ‘91 original was a Keanu Reeves/Patrick Swayze vehicle, with Reeves as a rookie FBI agent sent after a group [...]
Joe Dante vs Movie-Moron: The Audio Interview 2008-05-13 15:19:23 Joe Dante
is one of the most underappreciated directors around - Gremlins, The Howling, Piranha, TV’s Police Squad, Twilight Zone: The Movie (psychic boy segment), Explorers, InnerSpace, The ‘Burbs, Gremlins 2, Eerie Indiana, Matinee - are all excellent.
Now he’s teamed up with other horror legends on a new website www.TrailersFromHell.com. The likes of John Landis, [...] Read more:Moron
, Audio
Box Office - Prince Caspian Almost Flops 2008-05-19 10:50:23 Prince Caspian
usurped the box office crown from Iron Man this weekend. But even though it toppled the iron giant with a $56m total, the $200m fantasy epic earnt $15m less than projected. The problem is, once you past The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, how many Narnia books can anyone name? With a [...] Read more:Prince
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Indiana Jones 5 - Sequel Plans 2008-05-18 13:16:38 With Harrison Ford already 65, the notion of an Indiana
Jones 5 might seem ridiculous. But another sequel is, in fact, extremely likely…
In the 1980s there were originally 5 Indiana Jones
movies planned. The 19 year delay since The Last Crusade was due to a disagreement over the direction of the story. That has now [...]
Cool: Edgar Wright Talks Trailer That Inspired “Don’t” 2008-05-18 10:45:50 Arguably the single best part of Grindhouse was the faux trailer Don’t. In the following video director EdgarWright
(Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz) provides a commentary for the real trailer that inspired it (that and The House On Haunted Hill). Enjoy.
And here’s Don’t, for those who missed it. Read more:Trailer
, Inspired
Why Frank Darabont Hated Working On Indy 4 - We Heard It First Hand 2008-05-20 21:44:08 By Dalmation Jaws
If you’ve seen any of the trailers or TV Spots for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, you’ll be asking yourself this question: Alien Russian Zombies … seriously?
These cheesy, over-the-top plot devices might seem part and parcel for the film series that brought us a magic Jewish box and a [...] Read more:Frank
, Heard
, First
Terminator 4 Plot Revealed 2008-05-23 09:27:00 SPOILER WARNING! IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TERMINATOR 4, LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE. LOOK AT A FISH IN A POND. IT MIGHT RELAX YOU. YOU SEEM PRETTY STRESSED. PUT YOUR FEET UP, HAVE A SOFT BEVERAGE.
The official synopsis for the upcoming Terminator
4 has been released:
“In the highly anticipated new installment [...]
Indy IV Rakes It In 2008-05-23 09:17:06 In quite possibly the biggest “no sh*t, Sherlock” report of the entire year, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is making big money.
Let’s round up the numbers:
Belgium: $250,000 on day one
France: $2.2 million (only Bienvenue chez les Ch’tis and Asterix at the Olympic Games grossed higher in French cinema)
USA: Estimated $4.5 million [...] Read more:Rakes
Uwe Boll’s Epic Next Project: Improv! 2008-05-23 08:53:50 The legendary director Uwe Boll is set to knock his critics for six - and this time he’s not going to deck them into submission.
The hyper-genius is taking aim with a brand new film containing fully improvised dialogue, based on a true story. Stoic is the compelling tale of three German men arrested in 2006 [...] Read more:Project
‘Choke’ On This Movie Poster 2008-05-23 07:50:18 Fox Searchlight has released the first poster for the upcoming film adaptation of author Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke
. The film is about a sex addict con-man (Sam Rockwell) who pays for his ailing mother’s (played by Anjelica Huston) hospital bills by bilking money out of the people who “save” him from choking to death.
I’ve got high [...] Read more:Poster
Goosebumps: The Movie 2008-05-23 07:28:50 I can’t contain my excitement over the announcement that Columbia Pictures has acquired the film rights to the “Goosebumps” series of children’s horror books by prolific author R.L. Stine. Producers Deborah Forte and Neal Moritz tell Variety that they plan to use the Harry Potter films as a template, creating a franchise around the series, [...]
Eagle Eye Teaser Trailer 2008-05-23 06:12:30 Steven Spielberg continues his torrid love affair with current “It” boy, Shia LaBeouf, in the thriller Eagle
Eye, whose first trailer has landed online.
Already being billed as a cross between The Matrix and Enemy of the State, the film is based on an original story idea by Spielberg himself (supposedly his first since way back [...] Read more:Teaser
, Trailer
, Teaser Trailer
Indiana Jones 4 Reviews 2008-05-22 19:30:29 The 2AM Critics tackle the latest fiasco from George Lucas - Indiana
Jones 4.
This is the only video where you get nine Indiana Jones
reviews at once, all fighting for attention.
And they’ve never agreed so unanimously. Two of them refused to be filmed, they just wanted to go home and sleep it off…
Director: Steven Spielberg
Starring: [...]
Indiana Jones 4 - Preview Review 2008-05-24 11:31:34 If you’re thinking about seeing Indiana
Jones 4 this weekend, discover this preview review first.
‘Bros before Hos.’ ‘Bros before Jones.’ I once forgot that rule. Never again. Read more:Preview
, Indiana Jones
New Hulk Clips - Packed With Action 2008-05-24 11:02:46 Looks like we’ve got plenty of Hulk action online to tide us over until The Incredible Hulk hits theaters next month.
And judging from this footage, The Hulk is going to have… big feet and a little head. Pretty cool stuff if you ask me. This is definitely going to be a departure from Ang [...] Read more:Clips
, Packed
, Action
Lost Boys 2 Site Now Active 2008-05-24 10:34:04 Dear God, should I be excited about this or dreading it?
Lost Boys is a classic—something that I don’t think should be tampered with. Certainly one of the best vampire flicks of all time.
So, naturally, I’m protective.
I look at it like this: Lost Boys has aged well with time. Keifer Sutherland, one of the stars [...] Read more:Active
Beyonce To Record Theme Song For Quantum Of Solace 2008-05-24 10:20:27 Sources say Beyonce
Knowles is on hand to record the theme song for the new James Bond film, Quantum of Solace
.
Amy Winehouse was originally signed on for the gig, but dropped out due to…personal reasons. Meaning, of course, crack.
Just kidding.
I, for one, have never been a big fan of the opening numbers—while the [...] Read more:Record
, Theme
Sony Set Date For Spider-Man 4? …& 5? 2008-05-24 10:10:13 According to various reports, Sony
and Marvel might be teaming up to bring Spidey back to the big screen in 2010 or 2011.
Take it from the horse’s mouth: Marvel’s Vice Chairman had this to say about a possible sequel to the wildly successful franchise:
“As far as Spider
-man 4, it’s really up to Sony, it’s up [...]
Box Office - Indiana Jones 4 A Huge $101m Hit 2008-05-26 14:06:20 As if anyone was expecting any different, Indiana
Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull cleaned up at the box office this weekend. While it didn’t perform quite as well as some predicted, the film was still far from a financial disappointment. It’ll be interesting to see how it holds up. The mainstream press [...] Read more:Box Office
, Indiana Jones
First Peek At Kristen Kreuk As Chun Li In Streetfighter 2008-05-26 13:41:43 I recall playing Street Fighter as a greasy little game kiddie. In fact, I think I am among the youngest to truly appreciate the form of the thousand hand slap, and the true beauty of playing M Bison vs M Bison with a Game Genie and a perspiring brow. So those of your who are [...] Read more:First
, Kristen
, Kreuk
Terminator 4 Update: Concept Art Included 2008-05-26 03:40:13 …and we’re off.
Shooting has begun on McG’s fourth installment of the Terminator
franchise; this time focusing on John Connor leading mankind’s last resistance against the formidable killing machines known as terminators.
As skeptical as I’ve been about McG, I just read a production blog of his, and I gotta say, my geek meter just went off [...] Read more:Update
, Concept
Tarantino To Finally Direct WWII Flick ‘Inglorious Bastards’? 2008-05-28 00:17:57 This just in from Cannes: Looks like Quentin Tarantino
has found his next project.
In an interview with a French television station, Old Big Chin had this to say about his next movie:
Host: What are the next films that you are going to be making? We’re hearing KILL BILL 3, KILL BILL 4, which one is [...] Read more:Finally
, Direct
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