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Jesus Heals. So does the Black Nazarene? 2009-01-12 15:00:01 For a short time in 1987 I lived down the street from the famous Quiapo Church in Manila. This is an ominous building that towers over a section of the city known for its poverty and crime. One reason this Catholic Church is well known is for its 400 year old statue of the Black
Nazarene, a life-sized, dark wood sculpture of Jesus
carrying his cross, brought to the Philippines from Mexico after be Read more:Heals
Jesus is a Homeless Cat? 2009-01-09 19:38:10 This testimony of Anne Lamott's is a quite raw, and very real.I didn’t go to the flea market the week of my abortion. I stayed home, and smoked dope and got drunk, and tried to write a little, and went for slow walks along the salt marsh with Pammy. On the seventh night, though, very drunk and just about to take a sleeping pill, I discovered that I was bleeding heavily. It did not stop over the Read more:Jesus
Who Does Jesus Root For? 2009-01-09 00:28:03 The National College Championship game is tonight and both the Oklahoma Sooners and the Florida Gators are doing everything they can to win the game. They both have great coaches, storied programs, lots of fan support and Heisman winning quarterbacks. In fact both of these quarterbacks are outspoken Christians, and by outspoken Christians I mean that they are verbal about their faith.So which team Read more:Jesus
Vicar Removes Scary Crucifix from His Church 2009-01-07 17:54:52 St. Johns church in Horsham, England has had the same dark crucifix since 1963, the year the church doors were first opened. It was designed by Edward Bainbridge Copnall, a sculptor who artfully constructed the crucifix out of coal dust and resin.When I first read the Reverand Souter’s quotes about removing the long standing icon from the front of his parish I thought maybe I was reading a satir Read more:Scary
, Church
Jesus Wants You to Eat Monkeys 2009-01-06 19:22:08 A woman, Mamie Manneh (whom I would make my friend just because I like her name) is in trouble with a New York Judge by the name of Raymond Dearie (everybody loves him).Mamie made trouble for herself when she smuggled monkey meat with her on an international flight to Kennedy Airport from her home country of Liberia.Her lawyers tried to argue that eating monkey was a part of her religion, a sect o Read more:Jesus
, Monkeys
Man Aiming for Squirrel, Kill's Wife 2009-01-05 15:00:01 A man in New Jersey is being charged with reckless manslaughter after accidently shooting his wife while attempting to shoot a “bothersome” squirrel through a window in his home.The wife died on route to the hospital after being shot in the back with a pellet gun.No word on any charges against the Squirrel
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Randall's Holier than You 2009-01-05 11:39:13 So my friend Randall
sent me this picture because he says he can see Jesus in the Tile. Which sort of makes me happy for Randall, ensuring his salvation, but kind of makes me jealous too. This means that Randall searched the tile all day long to find God while I was searching the internet for Squirrel stories. Fine. I'll post Randall's holiness tile, but I won't create a category just for him. For
Is Jesus in your Floor Pattern? 2009-01-04 13:07:34 Some people see Jesus
everywhere. Even in Las Vegas. Right underneath their feet.Adapted from Finding Christ in the Kitchen- Jeff Pope, Las Vegas Sun[One] West Valley woman says she has had the likeness of Jesus in every one of her kitchen tiles for eight years.Antonia Baker saw the image in the floor of her Lakes home for the first time three years ago during the Christmas season while she was re Read more:Floor
, Pattern
The story of Kenny and Ranola 2009-01-04 02:10:38 This story
is taken from author Anne Lamott’s book, “Traveling Mercies.”One of our newer members, a man named Ken Nelson, is dying of AIDS, disintegrating before our very eyes. He came in a year ago with a Jewish woman who comes every week to be with us, although she does not believe in Jesus. Shortly after the man with AIDS started coming, his partner died of the disease. A few weeks later Read more:Kenny
Oral Roberts and His Friends 2009-01-03 14:34:26 The reason that some of these stories are credited to Oral Roberts
and His Friends
(which inlcude pastors, prophets, preachers, teachers, reverands, bishops, evangelists, missionaries and the Pope) is because they often speak as if they are the mouthpiece of Jesus but don't actually speak his words, or sometimes when they do they are out of context with his heart. Why pick on Oral Roberts? Because
Squirrel blamed for outage 2009-01-03 14:12:05 A squirrel is being blamed
on an outage
that left 6,100 Idaho Power customers without power just after 3 p.m. Friday. All power was restored by 4:27 p.m.The squirrel died.- The Idaho Statesman, January 2, 2008This one definitely gets credited to the Squirrel
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What Would Jesus Say according to Kalamazoo 2009-01-03 14:08:56 According to a news article in the Kalamazoo Gazette, local church leaders discuss what Jesus
would say if he visited their town. Here are some of their statements.The Rev. Debbie Eisenbise, Church of the Brethren, Kalamazoo:"In my mind, if Jesus were walking the Earth today, he would say little. He would weep. Perhaps, as he did looking over Jerusalem in his day, He would say with exasperation, '
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